Rock, rot, rule.

Listening to "pop culture guru" Mo Rocca on David Lee Roth's otherwise terrible radio show is like listening to Tom Scharpling and Jon Wurster on The Best Show on WFMU in a Bizarro World where Scharpling isn't in on the joke.

"He got more booty than a toilet seat" is probably the most loathsome expression I've ever heard. I actually miss listening to Howard Stern in the mornings.